PSA: Fingers are important. Don’t go slamming them into cutting boards because you want to sling some mayo to the top of a squeeze bottle. Unless you want to do the buddy splint.
But seriously, get a knife. Or more mayo.
People of Birmingham: you ordered 17 crab cakes yesterday. Stop ordering crab cakes. Stop. Ordering. Crab cakes. I don’t care if they’re delicious. Stop it.
P.S. Tip your server. Have a happy Artwalk.
#instagrambham (at Wine Loft Birmingham)
Coming this Wednesday…Mandarin Pork Belly. #instagrambham #vscocam #weldagram (at Wine Loft Birmingham)
Relax, dude. It’s only Phil.
© 2014 Xavier Moore
"Hello, Dad! It is now 3 in the morning! Do you know where I am?" —Calvin
Patiently waiting for the sun to go down.
Patiently waiting for the sun to go down
I’m ready to get off work so I can put in some work. 9 hours till sunrise. (at Wine Loft Birmingham)
Night swim. (at Pawnee Square)